WHY MUMMY IS SLOSHED by Gill Sims

I just wanted them to stop wittering at me, eat vegetables without complaining, let me go to the loo in peace and learn to make a decent gin and tonic.  
It genuinely never occurred to me when they were little that this would ever end – an eternity of Teletubbies and Duplo and In The Night Bastarding Garden and screaming, never an end in sight.  But now there is.  And despite the busybody old women who used to pop up whenever I was having a bad day and tell me I would miss these days when they were over, I don’t miss those days at all.  
I have literally never stood wistfully in the supermarket and thought ‘Oh, how I wish someone was trailing behind me constantly whining ‘Mummy, can I have, Mummy can I have?’ while another precious moppet tries to climb out the trolley so they land on their head and we end up in A&E.  
Again.

I have been following Gill Sims’s mummy journey from birth to present times when the kids are all grownups, going to College and all the way throughout a divorce and countless hilarious and relatable motherhood adventures sprinkled with lots of gin and wine.

I mean who says it’s illegal to drink at 12 o’clock when you have already been through teenage tantrums, tons of “shut up, mum!” , been a taxi driver to school friends and already solved a family drama

Sadly this is the last book in the series but I have to say it’s been a hell of a ride and I wouldn’t have it either way so, cheers to that!

If you haven’t read any of the Why mummy books, you missed on lots of truthful insights into marriage, kids, friendships and screwed up family members, sisterhood rivalry and some very questionable chickens.

This last book is about finding herself. She has been a wife and mother for so long that she’s a little bit lost. And despite her best efforts, her precious moppets still don’t know the location of the laundry basket, the difference between being bored and being hungry, or that saying ‘I can’t find it Mummy’ is not the same as actually looking for it.

Amidst the chaos of A-Levels and driving tests, she’s doing her best to keep her family afloat, even if everybody is set on drifting off in different directions, and that one of those directions is to make yet another bloody snack. She’s feeling overwhelmed and under appreciated, and the only thing that Mummy knows for sure is that the bigger the kids, the bigger the drink.